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February 2009
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May 2009

Relevation.

On days when it matters most, i never woke up on time for anything. Not even work. Yet on days where there is a football match between two teams (especially if one of the teams are in red and one of the players in that team is superbly cute and just happen to have a name that starts with the letter 'R'), i would definitely hear my alarm at the stipulated time. I might have mixed up the casualities of life but hell, that's how it goes for me.

So i'm up bright and early thanks to Man Utd and Inter Milan, anticipating a fight between Mourinho and Sir Alex...but nothing of the sort happens. Nothing happens at all, in fact. No goals. No action. No drama. No smile-worth dive from my Ronaldo. Nothing interesting enough. The only thing i managed to learn from that match was how Carrick, O'Shea, Fletcher and Evans all look slightly alike.

Guess i'll stick with EPL until Man Utd shows that they are ready to win something in the Champions League.

Oh. I almost forgot. Something did happen yesterday morning during the match. While i was just waking up, getting off the bed and walking pass my sisters who were still asleep...

...Barney fell on me.

I almost did a karate (if i could, what with my non-existense fighting skills and all) before i realise my dearest niece had thrown her Barney stuff doll on top of the cupboard and at the precise moment, it just decided to leap out on me. After his (HIS? Whoever said Barney was a male? It's PURPLE for God's sake) little jump, i thought of it again, and right away i'm pretty convinced that Barney ain't as harmless as he looks.

Though the whole actual idea was to find a violence free, harmless children’s show to watch, i disagree. In my opinion, Barney should be used tied to a chair and forced to listen to Paris Hilton's single ‘Stars are Blind’ for four hours, or strap antlers on his head and lose him in the forest during Christmas.

Think about it. While you emphasized to your children that they should never talk to strangers, Barney ruined all that with an episode of the show title, ‘A Stranger is just a Friend You haven’t Met.”

For further proof, thanks to Roman Numerals (i need the internet to research on this of course), take the words: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR and turn all the U’s to V’s:

CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

Now randomly (okay so i lied. I actually did a calcualtion before i choose the letters. but whatever), take out some letters:

C V V L D I V

Turn them into regular numbers:

100 5 5 50 500 1 5

Add them:

666.

Satanic, eh? Well, told ya Barney's evil.